This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but…
I decided to see how stoves worked by touching it with my left index finger. I have the coolest finger print now. It’s bubbles instead of lines.
When riding my new bike I skidded on a downhill gravel path and ended up with three scars running from the tip of my nose over my philtrum and ending with a three-way split on my chin.
I was worried it would end up being hideous but it’s mostly faded by now.
Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.
According to science, it’s not right when you wake up.
First of all, who gets up at 8am? Practically nobody. If you do, feel free to wait awhile to have your coffee. For the rest of us, who are hitting the pavement 6-8am, we will be using coffee to fill the void until the sun comes up and gets us that cortisol.
Helpful fact: If you have consumed too much caffeine, the only proven method of getting it out of your system is to drink water to flush it out. Some folks feel better after eating a banana, but studies have shown this does not decrease the caffeine in their system. ( I’ve seen a couple lines of speculation on why this works for some people - that they have a potassium deficiency, or an electrolyte imbalance. My theory is that it’s alleviating the sour stomach and appetite stimulation that can come with caffeine OD. If you’ve tried it, I’d like to hear how it went! )
I’ve been having a dickens of a time with feeling drowsy at 10AM, so maybe I will give skipping tea with breakfast a try.
Terry Pratchett, “Men At Arms”
Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.
people complain sooo much about social media and “twitter activism” completely ignoring that without social media the only way anyone would know whats going on is through media controlled by straight, white, capitalist men
hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
Korrasami by Beroberos
Haven’t posted any cosplay on here for a while… I’m working on kamui Ryuko Matoi! More of my progress at my facebook (x)!
What a rad wig. :o